Stop-Action Jokes
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Forty pages of story-jokes that can be converted into short skits which are ideal for stop-action filmmaking for example:
Bad Landing An airline pilot making a landing, hammered his plane into the runway. In light of his bad landing, he had difficulty looking the passengers in the eye and thanking them for flying with his airline. He feared the passengers would make snide remarks. Fortunately, all were too shell shocked to say anything, except the last passenger, a little old lady with a cane. “Sonny, mind if I ask you a question?” she said. “Why no Ma'am,” said the pilot, “What is it?” The little old lady said, “Did we land or were we shot down?” |