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Stop-Action Jokes


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Buy "Stop-Action Jokes"
Forty pages of story-jokes that can be converted into short skits which are ideal for stop-action filmmaking for example:

Bad Landing
An airline pilot making a landing, hammered his plane into the runway. In light of his bad landing, he had difficulty looking the passengers in the eye and thanking them for flying with his airline. 

​He feared the passengers would make snide remarks. Fortunately, all were too shell shocked to say anything, except the last passenger, a little old lady with a cane.

“Sonny, mind if I ask you a question?” she said. 

“Why no Ma'am,” said the pilot, “What is it?”

The little old lady said, “Did we land or were we shot down?”